I’m not a sports fan.
Not even a little bit.
Mostly, I just don’t get it. There are too many silly little rules and regulations that don’t compute in my mind. Therefore, I don’t watch or get involved in sports.
There are a few people I work with who are very much into the hockey pissing contest that’s currently going on in my city. They love to spend their time in the lunch/break room sharing player stats and game plays and I think that may have actually made me look like I do know what I’m talking about, but really…don’t be fooled…no bloody idea!
In fact, during a conversation with a non-work friend I referred to the aforementioned pissing contest as “The World Series of Hockey”…clearly I was way off the mark on that one. Was good for a giggle though!
Regardless, and because I get caught up in others’ excitement: